Monday, May 30, 2011

Bad, Bad Finklestink!

Oops, I have abandonded my blog and have left y'all hangin with the story of Winter and her excellent doggy training.
Bad, bad, Finklestink!

I can confirm, Winter has successfully completed her training. On the last day we had to do a series of exercises that covered all the skills she learnt. Naturally she was top of the class, complete the whole obstacle course with no errors and we won the coverted prize!

Of course we did, she had a pushy Mummy who would accept no less!

Two months later, how does she fair?
Well, Winter is now 5 months old, she is the size of a small horse and is (I believe) the spawn of Satan. No really, I joke, she is not the spawn of Satan but I would say a distant cousin of some sort.

So the training was effective? I hear you ask. Yes it was. But... bloated on my glory of winning the Best Doggy in Class I lavished her with love, attention, and treats... and never trained her again.
Bad, bad Finklestink!

She now jumps to say hello, pees where she stands when excited, bring all sorts of "presents" in for her Mummy and Daddy (like regurgitated mice), eats plants, shoes, video game controllers and poo, and farts like a steam engine (probably all that poo she eats).

Don't get me wrong, she's not evil. She is actually the sweetest girl in the world and loves nothing more than a good 2 hour cuddle. We have just had to make a few adjustments, thats all. Like putting your shoes on the counter before you go to bed. Carrying a roll of paper towel around with you when anyone exciting comes to visit. Inspecting "presents" closely before picking them up and throwing them back outside (although the smell usually gives it away).

I dread to think how big she will eventually be. At 5 months she already has to duck through the biggest doggy door the pet store had!. I am about to go online and find a good deal on a Stable door.

However all that aside, I wouldnt give her up for the world. My sweet little *cough* Winter.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Lovely doggie story

Dog found in burnt out flat month after fire

http://m.news.com.au/BreakingNews/fi694934.htm;jsessionid=4280F644AF5298CA68DF125066F4E0A0

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Puppy Class - round 2

Round 2 of puppy class and Winter and I were going to have to go it alone. Unfortunately Mr Finklestink works every other weekend so this was a trend we were going to have to live with.

Ready to go and a little less nervous thanks to the human only class in the previous week I pack Winter into the back of the Nimbus and we set off.

I made it down two streets before the incessant wailing from the back of the car got the best of me. I rationalised that an overly stressed puppy was probably not the best thing to bring to the first puppy-human class so I pulled over and moved her to the front passenger seat where she instantly calmed.down (but lets face it, I really did it because I'm a soft ass).

We turn up and surprise surprise Winter is the largest dog there. The other puppies were cute and a couple were so cute I wanted to squeeze until their little heads popped off.

Winter cautiously entered and then hid under my seat. We discussed our homework (yes we had homework) while the puppies warmed to each other, got used to the new scary environment and eventually came out of their shells.

Winter continued to hide under my chair.

Eventually she was tempted out with her cryptonite... anything edible.

A few handfuls of chicken treats later and Winter was interacting with the other puppies although she never left my side. It was at that point the instructor sent me out of the room for 10 mins. I was the only one that had to do this. Very embarrassing. The biggest dog there was also the woosiest.

She eventually forgot about me and I was allowed to come back in.

The session ended with more homework and demonstrations on how to train 'sit', 'stand' and 'lay down'.

We said our goodbyes and we packed our puppies back into our cars (Winter in the front). It was at that point the change in me occurred. I was going to make Winter the smartest dog in the class. The best trained. The toughest and most focussed.

I had become... The pushy mummy.


Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Some random items of interest (or non-interest)

Found these on the greatest website ever!

Enjoy!
:)

(By the way it is Cheezbuger.com) www.cheezburger.com

white trash repairs - I've Got A Handle On It
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white trash repairs - Jacked: There's Using Your Crane-ium
see more There I Fixed It

This is one BRAVE man...




epic fail photos - Gate FAIL
see more funny videos, and check out our Foul Bachelor Frog lols!

epic fail photos - Writing a Check FAIL
see more funny videos, and check out our Foul Bachelor Frog lols!

funny graphs - Document Deleting FOREVER
see more Funny Graphs


CAUGHT!!
cute baby animals - Caught in the Act
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funny dog pictures - There, I solved it.
see more dog and puppy pictures

Friday, February 25, 2011

I made a funny!

Thought I would have a crack at making a funny on Cheezburger.com and here it is...


One will strive for world dominance...

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Puppy Class (Hoomans only)

BACKGROUND: This is Winter our new puppy. She is a Swiss Shepherd and is now best friend to Molly, our other puppy (She's actually 4 but still our puppy).
So with that over with I will now explain the "hooman" part...

2 weeks ago (yes I'm a slow Blogger) I took Molly and Winter to the vet for various needles, painkillers, urine tests and other such things. After I was molested with a $650 bill the receptionist asked if I would like to enroll Winter to the next Puppy Class.

After my dismal failure with Molly in Puppy Class I thought I would take the opportunity to redeem myself with "child 2".

"Oh, it starts in 2 days, Ohhh greeaaaat. Yes of course I will be there." (gulp)

It turns out the first session was for Humans only. This immediately sucked all the fun out of the event. No cute puppies to coo over. No hilarious antics involving play tumbles and poo. Nope this was going to be a "learning experience" a lot like a class. My first thought was "Oh god, how am I going to tell Mr Finklestink he has to go to a class on his only day off?". I bought beer and chocolate on the way home.

So off we went, Sunday morning, caffeined up and ready to roll. The instructor was an "alternative eco type" (as in never seen a razor before) who was very knowledgeable about canine behaviour. She was very informative and engaging... I couldn't stop staring at her legs.

Mr Finklestink was having some serious attention issues after the first 30 minutes. Knowing him for so long I could read the subtle signs of the foot tapping, sighing, squirming in his seat and screams of "Can we f&*@ing go now?". I could tell he was restless.

However I was going to learn as much as I could...legs... and be the have Winter trained... legs... with the self discipline and obedience... legs... of a police dog. So I avoided the murderous sideways glances from Mr Finklestink as I asked more questions and talked about my experiences and failures with the class.

The class went 30 minutes overtime and we got HOMEWORK!

We went over expectations for the next session and said our goodbyes. I was determined to be the star student. I was going to study and... legs... practice before the next session. I did all that 30 minutes before the next session... legs.



Monday, February 14, 2011

Saturday, February 12, 2011

All dogs go to heaven... the fight is on!

I had to share this one for all my dog loving family members.. (not in that way).
Obviously this war went on for a while.. 

4 koma comic strip - Debates About Heaven
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And so it begins...

While I wait for my phone to back-up I think to myself... "Gee, I have a computer, I have the Internet, why not create a blog?"
You see, it truly is all about me at this moment. I have decided that the many avenues of communication I use (anything to avoid face to face) can be streamlined into this one blog.
Hopefully in the future I can answer all questions such as;
"What have you been up to?",
"What's happening with you these days?" and
"What's up?"
with a simple, "Check my blog."

Somehow I don't think that is going to work. :(